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Shocking Twist: Billion-Dollar Inheritance Leads Man to Unexpected Love Story!

An elderly man entered a church and headed straight to the confessional.

“I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”

Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”

Man: “What sins?”

Priest: “As a Catholic, you must repent your sins in order to be forgiven.”

Man: “I’m Jewish.”

Priest: “Then why are you confessing to me?”

Man: “I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.”

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