An elderly man entered a church and headed straight to the confessional.
“I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
Man: “What sins?”
Priest: “As a Catholic, you must repent your sins in order to be forgiven.”
Man: “I’m Jewish.”
Priest: “Then why are you confessing to me?”
Man: “I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.”
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