A blonde gets pulled over by a female cop for speeding. The cop walks up to the window and says, “License and registration, please.”
The blonde blinks innocently and says, “Umm… what’s a license?”
The cop raises an eyebrow. “It’s a little plastic card with your picture on it.”
The blonde rummages through her purse, finds her compact mirror, looks at it, shrugs, and hands it to the cop.
She stares at it for a few seconds and says “Why didn’t you tell me you were a police officer?
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