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You Won’t Believe How a Mathematician Tried to Open a Can—This Will Have You Crying with Laughter!

In a quirky social experiment, a mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were each locked in separate rooms. Each was given a single can of food… and no can opener.

The Physicist examined the can with precision. He scribbled formulas on the wall, muttered about pressure points and structural integrity, then gave the can a precise tap in just the right spot. Pop! The lid came off neatly. Science wins again.

The Engineer, unfazed, looked around, shrugged, and grabbed a nearby metal chair. With a grunt and a few well-placed smashes, he cracked the can open. Beans everywhere—but hey, food’s food.

Then they checked on the Mathematician.

There he sat, cross-legged on the floor, eyes wide, stomach growling. The can sat untouched in front of him as he rocked slightly and whispered to himself:

“Assume the can is open… assume the can is open…”

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