An accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening:
You have been a wonderful companion to me all these years. I can’t believe that both of us are already 60! Time sure has flown by!
However, I am writing this letter to share something that has been bothering me for a while. I have a few needs that you have been unable to satisfy lately… So I would be spending some time today at the Grand Hotel with my 20-year old secretary. She is beautiful and sexy.Please don’t wrongly interpret this, I love you!”
Later that evening, the hotel staff hands over a letter to the accountant, which reads:
I am glad that you still love me and have written this letter in all honesty.
Honestly, I am relieved to know your thoughts on needs. I would also like to inform you that by the time you read this letter, I would be at the Fiesta Hotel with a student of mine. He is young, virile and coincidentally, a 20-year old too. Please don’t take it otherwise.
Oh, and being the wonderful accountant you are, you will also appreciate that 20 goes into 60 many more times than 60 goes into 20.
Love you too!”