This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast and as I walked in, she turned to me and said,
“You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “This is my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn’t waste any time at all and I gave her a banging right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, “Thanks.” and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
She chuckled, “The egg timer’s broken.”