Funny and Life Stories from Panda
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
He laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you.”
” I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. “
“I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said.
“No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be s*x here at seven o’clock every night, whether you’re here or not.”