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When a Priest came face to face with a Hungry Lion

A priest embarks on a wild safari adventure in the heart of Africa.

He gets separated from the group and has the bad luck of finding himself alone, facing a hungry lion.

Panicking, the priest drops to his knees and prays fervently:

“Dear Lord, I haven’t asked for much in life, but if it is of Thy all-knowing will, please concede me the grace that this lion be imbued with Christian moral and values!”

Suddenly, a celestial symphony of trumpets resonates through the savannah, and a beam of heavenly light spotlights the lion. Miraculously, the lion begins to speak:

┬áThe lion: “Oh Lord, we give Thee thanks for this meal that we are about to have!”

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