A woman goes into labor. She rushes to the hospital.
When the nurse puts her into position, the baby pops his head out of the vagina and asks the nurse “are you my father?”
The nurse surprised, gasps and runs off to get the doctor.
The doctor comes and the baby pops his head out of the vagina and asks the doctor “are you my father?”
The doctor surprised, gasps and tells the nurse to get the father of the baby.
As the father arrives, the doctor pulls the baby out of the laboring woman and places him in the dad’s arms.
The baby asks “are you my father?”
The dad was super excited and shouts “yes yes I am your father!!!”
The baby jams his finger into the dad’s eye repeatedly over and over again and shouts
“how do you like that? Huh huh huh huh huh???”