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Teacher Advises Student to Stay Silent, but the Outcome is Unexpected!

Teacher: what’s wrong?

Johnny: our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad ask if I’m sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye.

Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.

The following morning Johnny’s teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?

Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping… I shut up and kept dead still.

Then my dad and mom start moving, u know…mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up and making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mom, “R u coming?”

Mom said: “Yes, I’m coming, r u coming too?”

Dad answered: “Yes.”

They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I’m coming too.

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