Teacher: what’s wrong?
Johnny: our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad ask if I’m sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye.
Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.
The following morning Johnny’s teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.
Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?
Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping… I shut up and kept dead still.
Then my dad and mom start moving, u know…mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up and making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mom, “R u coming?”
Mom said: “Yes, I’m coming, r u coming too?”
Dad answered: “Yes.”
They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I’m coming too.
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