A man meets a beautiful, really sexy girl.
He really wants her. So he invites her to a movie, and she tells him:
– Listen, if it’s sex you’re after, then there is no need to get me dinners, movie evenings and all that. Just buy me a good Swiss Army knife.
The guy thinks. It’s true, he’s not interested in something long-term, so he buys her a good genuine Victorinox.
They come to her home, she opens a big chest standing in a closet, and puts his knife there. The guy sees that the chest is half-filled with such knives already. Then she takes him to her bedroom for a wonderful night together.
The next morning, they’re sitting at her kitchen, drinking tea, and he asks her:
– Can I ask you a question? What would you need so many knives for?
– You see, – she explains. – I’m young now. I’m beautiful. I have no trouble finding guys; in fact, they’re the ones chasing me. But I know it doesn’t last forever.
One day, I’ll be older, gray-haired, I’ll be the one looking everywhere for a piece of love, and then… do you have any idea what a boy of eighteen would be willing to do for a good Swiss Army knife?