Three women are gushing about their children.
The first one says, “My brilliant son graduated first in his class from Stanford University. He’s now a doctor, making $450,000 a year.”
The second woman says, “My daughter graduated first in her class from Harvard. She’s now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year.”
The last woman—the proudest of them all—says, “My son never went to college, but he makes a million dollars a year working as a sports repairman.”
Confused, the other women ask, “What’s a sports repairman?”
“He fixes things,” says the third mother. “You know, basketball games, football games, baseball games
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