Funny Stories

His Neighbor Asked for Wallpaper Advice—He Never Expected This Outcome!

A man’s neighbor knocks on his door and says, “Hey, I noticed you were decorating your front-facing bedroom a few weeks ago.”

The man replies, “Yeah, that’s right. What about it?”

The neighbor says, “Well, I figure our bedrooms are about the same size, so I wanted to ask—how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy?”

The man says, “Oh, we bought eight rolls.”

Three days later, the neighbor is back, knocking angrily on the door. “I bought eight rolls of that expensive wallpaper like you said, but I have five left over! If our houses are the same, how do you explain that?!”

The man shrugs and says, “Yeah… we had five left over too.”

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