A 90 year old man was having his annual check up while his family was standing by in the waiting room.
During the check up, the doctor asked him if he was having any issues with wetting the bed at night.
The man responded, “No doc, no issues at all with that. On the contrary, when I go to the bathroom, a fairy or something turns the light on when I open the door. And after I finish going to the bathroom, the fairy or something turns the light off for me. It’s really wonderful!”
The doctor looked concerned and scribbled some notes about this and continued on with the check up.
After the check up, the doctor went out to the waiting room where one of the man’s family members asked him how the check up went.
The doctor responded, “Well Ma’am, his check up went OK. Physically, he’s as healthy as can be for a 90 year old. But mentally, I’m worried he’s coming down with dementia or something.”
The lady, with a concerned look on her face asks, “Why do you say that?”
The doctor responded and said, “Well, during the check up, he told me that when he goes to the restroom at night, a fairy or something turns on the light when he opens the door and that same fairy or something turns off the light for him when he finishes. I’m just a little concerned about his mental health.”
The lady with a horrified look turns to the rest of the family and says, “Oh no, Grandpa’s been pissing in the fridge again!”
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