One evening, a man went hunting and brought home a fresh deer for dinner. Feeling mischievous, he and his wife decided to make mealtime a fun little guessing game for their kids.
“Let’s not tell them what kind of meat it is,” the dad whispered to his wife. “We’ll give them a clue and see if they can guess!”
As the family gathered around the dinner table, forks in hand, the dad leaned in with a sly smile. “Alright, kids! Here’s your hint—Mommy sometimes calls me this!”
For a moment, there was silence as the kids pondered. Then suddenly, the little girl’s eyes widened in horror. She turned to her brother and shrieked—
“DON’T EAT IT! IT’S AN ASSHOLE!” 
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