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2 Pakistanis wanted to Become English. This is how they did it.

Two Pakistanis compete to see who can become the most English in three weeks.

After three weeks the Pakistanis meet again at a McDonalds. The first Guy makes his case for him being more English by saying:

“Every day I have taken my son to football practice and my daughter to dance class. I’ve recently started going to the pub and drink pints of Carling and every Friday I have fish & chips.

My Favorite football team is Manchester United. Beat that!”

The other Pakistani simply replies with: “Get out of my country, you fuck**g paki cunt.”

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