Two Pakistanis compete to see who can become the most English in three weeks.
After three weeks the Pakistanis meet again at a McDonalds. The first Guy makes his case for him being more English by saying:
“Every day I have taken my son to football practice and my daughter to dance class. I’ve recently started going to the pub and drink pints of Carling and every Friday I have fish & chips.
My Favorite football team is Manchester United. Beat that!”
The other Pakistani simply replies with: “Get out of my country, you fuck**g paki cunt.”