A man moves to Montana. His closest neighbor is 10 miles down the road.
After several months of no other human interactions, he’s checking the mailbox when a truck approaches and stops. The driver introduces himself as his neighbor. After some chit chat the man says, “How do you get by with no women around?”
His neighbor points to a hill off in the distance and says “see those sheep way out there on that hill…”
Before he can say another word, the man says “That’s disgusting! I’d never do that!”
The neighbor just smiles and says “we’ll see” and drives off.
A month later the man is getting the mail when he can’t contain any longer. He hikes until he reaches the flock. He looks around and finds the prettiest sheep and takes her home but he can’t do the deed.
He figures a date may help. He gives the sheep a bath, puts a bow in its hair, puts it in the truck and drives 40 miles to the nearest town. They pull up at the bar and he grabs the sheep and walks in.
Immediately the place goes silent. The man sees every guy inside looking at him.
“How dare you judge me!” he says. “There’s not one of you who hasn’t or wouldn’t do the same as me!”
Suddenly a voice responds, “Sir, you are correct, but that’s the sheriff’s girl you’re with!”
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