Woman Buys a $15 Parrot—Its Shocking Past Comes Out When Her Husband Walks In!

A woman walks into a pet store and sees three parrots for sale: $500, $250, and $15.

She asked the shopkeeper, “Why is that last one so cheap?” The shopkeeper sighs. “Well… it used to live in a brothel.”

The woman laughs and buys it anyway. When she brings it home, the parrot looks around and says, “Well, well, well… a new brothel!” She chuckles.

Then her two daughters walk in. The parrot squawks, “Ooooh, fresh new girls!” The daughters burst into laughter.

Then her husband walks in.

The parrot freezes. Squints. And says, “Ah, crap. Pete… it’s you again.”