When a Woman Mentions Her Past Lover in Front of Her Husband

The man is exhausted, and he leans over to pick up the phone.

“What are you doing?” she asks

“Calling room service, I need a drink”

“My last lover was Tiger Woods and he would never have done that, he would have made love to me again” she said

So the guy turns over and makes love to her again, after finishing he picks up the phone and she says

“Tiger would not do that he would make love to me again”

So one more time he makes love to her, after finishing for the third time he sits on the side of the bed and picks up

the phone.

Are you calling room service because Tiger wouldn’t have.

No I am calling Tiger Woods, I want to know what the par for this hole is”