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Man Confesses Week with 7 Women to Priest—His Punishment Will Leave You Speechless!

One sunny afternoon, a man named Victor strolled into a small, centuries-old church with a grin so wide it could light up the darkest of rooms. His steps echoed through the quiet sanctuary as he approached the confessional booth.

“Bless me, father, for I have sinned,” he says. “I’ve spent the week with seven beautiful women.”

“Do not fret, my son,” says the priest.

“Just squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink.”

“Will that cleanse me from my sin?”

“No, but it’ll wipe that stupid smile off your face.”

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