I was chilling at the bar, enjoying my drink, when this small Chinese guy walks in and grabs a seat right next to me. He orders a beer and starts sipping away.
Curious, I turn to him and ask, “Hey, do you know any martial arts? Like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?”
He glares at me and snaps, “No! Why the hell would you ask me that? Just because I’m Chinese?”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little fucker. 🍺😂
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