So a man walks into a doctor’s office.
He’s looking all panicked, sweating bullets. He sits down and says, “Doc, I need help. Every morning I wake up, and for some reason, I think I’m a dog.”
The doctor leans forward, nods, and says, “That’s unusual. How long has this been going on?”
The guy says, “Oh, for years now. It’s driving me nuts! Every morning, I wake up and I go straight to the back door, scratching at it like I gotta go outside. Then, if someone rings the doorbell, I can’t help myself; I just go nuts barking at them!
The doctor rubs his chin and says, “Hmm, that is strange. Well, tell me, have you tried anything to fix it?”
And the guy says, “Have I tried anything? Oh yeah! I’ve tried everything. Meditation, therapy, hypnosis… Nothing works!”
The doctor sighs. “Alright, well, let’s start simple. Why don’t you lie down on the couch and we’ll talk this through?”
And the guy shakes his head and says, “Oh, I can’ t do that, Doc.”
The doctor looks confused. “Why not?”
And the guy says, “Because… I’m not allowed on the furniture.”
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