A social misfit walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face. “What are you so happy about?” asks the bartender.
“Well, I’ll tell you,” replies the ugly guy. “You know I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top!”
“Fantastic,” exclaimed the bartender. “You lucky dog. Was she pretty?”
“I don’t know. I never found her head.”
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