A guy is with a hot woman on a first date and he’s really trying to impress her.
After dining at a restaurant he really couldn’t afford, he and his date are walking along 5th Avenue.
The woman stops in front of Saks and looks in the window and says, “If only I had that dress, I’d be so happy.
The guy picks up a brick, smashes the window, and hands her the dress. Later, she spots a diamond necklace in another store and says, “If I had that necklace, I’d be truly happy!”
He smashes the window with a brick and gives her the necklace. When they pass a luxury car dealership, she sighs, “If I could just have that car I’d sleep with you tonight!”
The guy says,”What do you think, I’m made of bricks?”
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