A government official approached a pig farmer and asked him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answered: “Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around.”
Shocked, he said, “Sir, that is animal cruelty! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
The next day, a female official approached the farmer and asked him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer replied: “Oh the pigs? Only the finest products ma’am! Caviar, continental cheeses, pastries, and hand-picked salads!”
Stunned, she told the farmer: “Sir, that food is way too rich for them, they’ll get sick! I’m going to fine you $25,000!”
The third day, yet another snotty government bureaucrat approached the farmer again and asked him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answered: “Oh the pigs? I just give them $50 each and tell them to go and buy their own food.”
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