I’ve always felt an irresistible attraction for the neighbours girlfriend next door.
One day, when speaking to her boyfriend, he said: “I need to have my apartment painted, but I work all day and I get tired. I tried to hire a professional painter but the guy was asking me for an arm and a leg …”
At that moment, I just had a brilliant idea.
“Don’t sweat it, neighbor! I’m on vacation and painting is my favorite hobby! It would be a pleasure to do this task.”
The guy accepted the offer and was really happy.
I don’t want to brag about my conversation skills, but I barely started to paint the apartment and I already had that woman in bed with me.
But as bad luck would have it…We were just starting and I did not expect the boyfriend to forget his documents and for that very reason he had to return home at that specific moment.
The woman, listening to her boyfriend opening the door, runs to the bathroom, and the guy enters the room and finds me, naked, at the top of the ladder, giving a few strokes on the wall.
Screaming, he asked,
-“What the fuck is this? … You started painting in my bedroom, and naked?”
-“Fuck you, I’m working for free, so I start wherever I want!”
-“But naked? …”
-“You really wanted me to stain my new clothes with paint?”
-“And with a boner, you son of a bitch?”
-“And where am I going to hang the fucking bucket ?! …”
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