When Newlywed Wife asked her Husband to Brew Coffee

Newlywed wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the woman suggests:

“Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?”

Husband looks confused: “But that’s your task, honey.”

“What? Why?”

“It’s all over the Bible, dearest.”

“The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!”

The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random:

“see? Everywhere: HEbrews, HEbrews, HEbrews.”