A bartender is working a usual night and all of a sudden, the door bursts open and 4 exuberant blondes walk in.
The go to the bartender, order 5 bottles of the most expensive champagne and 10 glasses.
They take their order and go to the back of the bar at a large table. They sit down and they all start chanting 52 days! 52 days! 52 Days!!!!!
A couple more mins pass and the door opens and 3 more blondes walk in. They go to the table with the other 4, sit down, start banging on the table while chanting 52 days! 52 days! 52 days!!!
A couple more mins pass, 2 more blondes walk in and join the other 7 and they sit down, start banging on the table, stomping their feet and chanting louder 52 days! 52 days! 52 days!!!!
5 mins pass, door opens with fierce and a blond is standing there with a lot of confidence. She walks in with determination towards the other 9. She gets to the table, puts her bag on the table and pulls something out. She placed it on the table in the center and then ALL OF THEM jump up, start dancing, high fiving each other, hugging, crying with joy and screaming 52 days! 52 days! 52 days!
Bartender was like, yo! Walks over to the group, settles them down and gets them to sit down at the table. He says, “Ladies, I hope you are having a wonderful night. But what is the celebration about?”
The 10th blonde looks at him and speaks out. “Well you see, everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and stupid. So the 10 of us got together to prove EVERYONE wrong. Do you see that there? She points to the object she set on the table. The bartender looks at it and its a picture frame of a child’s puzzle of the cookie monster.
The blonde then says, “You see, on the side of the puzzle box, it says 2-4 years. But we put it together in 52 days!
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